I’ll always remember the day my teacher asked – Funny Jokes
I’ll always remember the day my teacher asked me ‘Didn’t your Mother teach you not to play with fire?’ No, I replied, never really knew my Mother, she was killed in a chip pan fire in 1994.
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Practical Joke: When you’re at work and bored out of your mind – Funny Jokes
“Practical Joke: When you’re at work and bored out of your mind, try this: Write a note to your boss saying that a Miss Hughes phoned and needs them to ring her back ASAP. Then scroll the number for either the local Dolcis, Barratts or Clarks down and watch their face when they look like … Read more
My wife phoned me at work today – Funny Jokes
“My wife phoned me at work today. “On your way home, can you call at the shop and get me some Tamp ax?” “I take it it’s started again then.” I sighed. I hate having to put up with her nosebleeds.”
I remember when I was younger, I was confused about girls – Funny Jokes
I remember when I was younger, I was confused about girls so I approached my dad and I said to him “Dad, how should I treat women?” My dad’s answer has enlightened the rest of my life. “To their face or behind their back?” Thanks, dad.
To all those failing businesses out there who say – Funny Jokes
“To all those failing businesses out there who say, “I can’t afford to advertise because I’ve not got enough work in.”- That’s like saying, “I can’t afford to get this terminal brain tumor removed because I’m saving up for a holiday in 3 years.””
I was standing at the bus stop with my mate – Funny Advice Jokes
“I was standing at the bus stop with my mate and with this old lady last night waiting for the bus to arrive. Suddenly, the old dear caught the hiccups. She tried her best to ignore it, but i could see it in her eyes that she found them annoying and quite painful for her … Read more
Top Tip for alcoholics Drink as much as you like on long – Funny Jokes
Top Tip for alcoholics. Drink as much as you like on long haul flights and don’t worry about being over the limit when you drive home from the airport – the time Difference will have taken care of that.”
Here’s a piece of Advice for you – Funny Jokes
“Here’s a piece of Advice for you. If you’re sitting there in your house with 300 worth of marijuana, and the police are knocking at the door, there is one thing you should definitely not do… Try to burn the evidence.”
What’s the point of Advice slips at cashpoints – Funny Jokes
“What’s the point of Advice slips at cashpoints? All they say is “You haven’t got any money.” Advice would be for them to say “Look, mate, I know you’re skin, but my brother has just won a few bob on the dArts; I expect he’d lend you some money till pay day if you give … Read more
If you put a frog into a pan tepid water and slowly – Funny Advice Jokes
“If you put a frog into a pan tepid water and slowly heat it up, the frog will boil to death. But if you put a frog into already boiling water it will jump out. Moral of the story? Put a lid on the pan.”