1. Little James is at a horse auction with his father. He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, backside. After a few minutes, little James asks, “Dad, why are you doing that?” Nodding, his father replies, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have … Read more
1. The wife served breakfast to the Husband. Along with that, she gave me a tablet also and said: “Take this Paracetamol after breakfast.” Husband: “Why? I don’t have a fever.” Wife: “OK, then take this Digene.” Husband: “Come on ! I don’t have even gastric trouble.” Wife: “OK, take at least Pudeen Hara You … Read more
1. One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the other nun was called Sister Logical because of her gift for reasoning. They soon noticed that a man was following them. They would speed up, and he would speed up they would stop, and he would stop. Sister Mathematical started … Read more
1. A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where were you last night?” Son says: “I was at the library.” The robot slaps the son. Son says “OK, I was at a friend’s house.” “Doing what?” … Read more
1. A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, “Do you know what … Read more
1. An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and falls … Read more
1. A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.” The frog said, “That’s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?” “No,” said the psychic, “Next term — in her biology class.” Mark showed up … Read more
1. He saw an ad in the newspaper about a sales position. He didn’t know the first thing about sales, but figured he could learn, and so he contacted the company. “It’s simple,” said the hiring manager. “You go door-to-door selling toothbrushes everyone needs a toothbrush, you should be able to sell lots of them.” … Read more
1. Two men were hunting in the woods when, all of a sudden, one man had a heart attack. The other called 911. Someone answered, and he said, “You’ve gotta come help me. The guy I was hunting with had a heart attack.” The person said, “Well, you’ve gotta make sure that he is dead.” … Read more
1. Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50.” The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls … Read more