{"id":1105,"date":"2025-01-21T23:34:18","date_gmt":"2025-01-21T18:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.abhinaynarayan.com\/blog\/?p=1105"},"modified":"2025-01-21T23:34:19","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T18:04:19","slug":"best-jokes-of-all-time-that-will-crack-you-up-anytime-03","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abhinaynarayan.com\/blog\/best-jokes-of-all-time-that-will-crack-you-up-anytime-03\/","title":{"rendered":"Best jokes of all time that will crack you up anytime 03"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>1. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/1.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police.\u201cFor example.\u201d he said, \u201cwhen I entered my chambers today, I was positive that I had my gold w<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>2. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/2.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Please be advised that all members planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs.This assessment must also consi<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>3. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/3.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A husband and wife are eating at Hooters for their 20th anniversary.<br \/>A gorgeous waitress comes up and asks them what they\u2019d like to drink.<br \/>\u201cOh my god, you are gorgeous.\u201d Said the husband.<br \/>His wife just shook her head and smiled.<br \/>\u201cWhy don\u2019t you<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>4. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/4.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.<br \/>As they stood at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter came up to them and said, \u201cYou will all be given a method of transportation for your<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>5. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/5.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">\u2026 and there&#8217;s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table.He&#8217;s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn&#8217;t have the courage to start talking to her.Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the m<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>6. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/6.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Paddy&#8217;s friend is hit by a car so he phones for an ambulance.Paddy: \u2018Get an ambulance here quick, he&#8217;s bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broke.&#8217;Operator: \u2018What&#8217;s your location sir?&#8217;Paddy: \u2018Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street \u2026&#8217;O<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>7. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/7.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks,<br \/>\u201cWhere have you been?\u201d The boy says, \u201cOn top of blueberry hill.\u201d<br \/>Then another boy walks in with no shirt and no socks and the teacher says,<br \/>\u201cWhere have you been?<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>8. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/8.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">This is one such story.The Captain called the Sergeant in\u201cSarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones&#8217; mother died yesterday.\u00a0 You better go tell him and send him in to see me.\u201dSo the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troop<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>9. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/9.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A young doctor had moved to a small community near Broken Hill to replace a doctor who was retiring.The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds so that the community would become used to their new doctor.At the first house a <\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>10. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/10.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A couple of guys from West Virginia are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground.He doesn&#8217;t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his headThe other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.He gasps to the operator, \u201cBubb<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>11. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/11.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination whereupon the doctor said \u201cYou are in fine shape for your age.. but tell me.. do you still have intercourse?\u201d \u201cJust a minute .. I\u2019ll have to ask my husband,\u201d she said.<br \/>She went out <\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>12. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/12.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Late in the night, Jim, a Marine, finally regained consciousness.He was in hospital, in agonizing pain.He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips  in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a  gorge<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>13. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/13.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly.After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, until he crashes heavily into the ground with a hard knock on his shell.After recovering his consciousness, he starts t<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>14. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/14.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Ole and Sven go out squirrel hunting one afternoon.Ole needs to toss a whizz so he steps behind a tree to take care of business.All the sudden Sven hears a bone-chilling cry.He checks on his best friend Ole and there he is, lying on the ground.\u201cSven, a ra<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>15. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/15.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster.<br \/>\u201cI need to send a telegram.\u201d<br \/>The Postmaster says.<br \/>\u201cOK, what is it?\u201d<br \/>The dog says.<br \/>\u201cI need it to say, Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.\u201d<br \/>The Postmaster counts the words and s<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>16. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/16.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A young wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband&#8217;s lack of s.x drive ever since his motorcycle accident 12 months ago.\u201cHave you tried Viagra?\u201d the doctor asked.\u201cNot a chance,\u201d the young lady replie<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>17. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/17.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red lightThe driver is a real bast&#8230;, steps out of his car and comes striding toward theofficer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!So the officer calmly tells him o<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>18. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/18.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">The lawyer says to his client, Bill Shorten,<br \/>\u201cI have some good news and some bad news.\u201d<br \/>Bill replies:<br \/>\u201cI\u2019ve had a bloody awful week, so let\u2019s hear the good news first.\u201d<br \/>The lawyer says:<br \/>\u201cYour wife Chloe invested $20,000 in five pictures whi<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>19. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/19.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">The final exam for a class was scheduled from 8:00-11:00 AMAt 10 AM, with one hour to go, Little Johnny walks in and asks for an exam:The professor hands it to him but informs him that he still must finish within the hour or he will receive a zero and fai<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>20. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/20.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, \u201cWhat was the problem?\u201d\u201cThe pilot was bothered by a noise he hear<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>21. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/21.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Two men are flying in a captive balloon.The wind is ugly and they come away from their course and they have no idea where they are.So they go down to 15 m above ground and ask a passing wanderer\u201cCould you tell us where we are?\u201d\u201cYou are in a balloon.\u201dSo th<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>22. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/22.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">An 80-year-old man went to the doctor, who was amazed at what good shape he was in.<br \/>The doctor asked, \u201cWhy do you think you have such good health?\u201d<br \/>The old-timer said,<br \/>\u201cI\u2019m a turkey hunter and that\u2019s why I\u2019m in such good shape. I\u2019m up before dayl<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>23. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/23.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 betThe bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patronAnyone who could squeeze one more drop <\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>24. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/24.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they drew.<br \/>She would occasionally walk around to see each child\u2019s artwork.<br \/>As she got to Little Johnny who was working diligently, she asked what his drawing was.<br \/>Little Johnny replied, \u201cI\u2019m<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>25. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/25.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A man in Sydney walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuceThe boy working in the produce department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce.The man was insistent that the boy ask the manage<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>26. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/26.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, \u201cDear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at homeI want her to know what I go thr<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>27. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/27.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">In a small parish church, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest, Father Michael.<br \/>Father Michael asked the janitor, \u201cCould you hop into the confessional and listen to confessions for me, just for a few min<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>28. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/28.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.\u201cMommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?\u201d He asked his mother.\u201cHe thinks a lot\u201d replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to <\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>29. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/29.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">\u2026 heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on.She had spiked, multi-colored hair that was green, purple, and orange.Her clothes were a tattered mix of leather rags, her legs were bare and she was wearing worn-out shoes.\u00a0 Her entire face<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>30. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/03\/30.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A man went to God and asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the value of life?\u201d<br \/>God gave him a stone and told him to figure out its value without selling it.<br \/>The man then took the stone to an orange seller and asked about its value.<br \/>The orange seller offered 12 oranges<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. 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