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1. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A man and his wife check into a hotelThe husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.She lies down on the bed when, suddenly, an elevated train passes by very close to the wind<\/span><\/div>\n

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2. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Late in the night, Jim, a Marine, finally regained consciousness.He was in hospital, in agonizing pain.He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a gorge<\/span><\/div>\n

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3. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A customer in a restuarant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over.
\u201cCan you please taste the soup?\u201d
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong with the soup?\u201d
\u201cJust taste it.\u201d
\u201cWhy?\u201d
\u201cJust taste it.\u201d<\/div>\n

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4. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

\u2014 Best taken in the autumn or mid winter.Buy a lead and tie it to a big stone, walk around dragging the stone behind you.Get up at 5am, go out in the pouring rain and walk up and down a muddy path, repeating good girl\/boy, wee wees\u2026poo poos, quickly pleas<\/span><\/div>\n

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5. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

The subway car was packed.
It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand.
One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said,
\u201cSir, if you don\u2019t stop poking me with your thing, I\u2019m going to the cops!\u201d
\u201cI don\u2019t know w<\/span><\/div>\n

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6. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring.The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.At the first house a woman complains, \u201cI’ve be<\/span><\/div>\n

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7. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away.
It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing.
The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temp<\/span><\/div>\n

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8. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they drew.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child\u2019s artwork.
As she got to Little Johnny who was working diligently, she asked what his drawing was.
Little Johnny replied, \u201cI\u2019m<\/span><\/div>\n

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9. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

The little boy had been looking out of Westjet Airlines plane window on a flight from Toronto to Calgary when he turned to his mother and asked,\u201cIf big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?\u201dThe mother cou<\/span><\/div>\n

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10. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, \u201cWe are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.\u201dBob’s wife goes out a<\/span><\/div>\n

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11. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California.They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.\u201cWhere you wanna go?\u201d\u201cHooters.\u201d\u201cW<\/span><\/div>\n

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12. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

GIRL: I have done a great sinI called my boyfriend a BAST.RDPSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?GIRL: Well, he kissed me.PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?GIRL: .Yes!PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no<\/span><\/div>\n

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13. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

An old Italian man goes to church for confession, he starts \u201cFather forgive me for I have sinned.\u00a0 During the war I hid a young Jewish girl in my cellar\u201d.\u201cThat was a wonderful thing you did and needs no forgiveness\u201d, Said the priest.\u201cThat’s not all, we st<\/span><\/div>\n

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14. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A local FM Radio was running a contest, and I phoned up.The RJ said, \u201cCongratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize.\u201d\u201cThat’s fantastic!\u201d I shouted in delight.\u201cFeel confiden<\/span><\/div>\n

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15. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhe<\/span><\/div>\n

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16. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Nasreddin Hodja was once brought before a judge by a man to whom he owed some money.The creditor said to the judge:\u201cThis man owes me 500 dinars which are long overdue.I request your excellency to order him to pay me immediately, without further delay.\u201d\u201cI <\/span><\/div>\n

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17. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burnedThe doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinnySo the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.However, the only skin on her body<\/span><\/div>\n

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18. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

All of his tests came back with normal results.DrDarns said, \u201cGeorge, everything looks great physically.\u00a0 How are you doing mentally and emotionally?\u00a0 Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?\u201dGeorge replied, \u201cGod <\/span><\/div>\n

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19. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse.The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, \u201cAll you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, \u2018ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudl<\/span><\/div>\n

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20. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night.\u201cMy grandfather lived to be 96.\u201d\u201cNinety-six? What finally got him?\u201d\u201cLiquor and women.\u201d\u201cWell, that just goes to show ya,\u201d snickered the one guy, \u201cboth will get you in the end.\u201d\u201cWell actually, n<\/span><\/div>\n

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21. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

This Man’s Wife Wouldn’t Let Him Go Camping With His FriendsThen This HappensA few days before the group’s annual departure date, Jack’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.Jack’s fishing buddies are very upset that he can’t go, but what <\/span><\/div>\n

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22. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in RomeThe Rabbi notices an unusually fancy phone on a side table in the Pope’s private chambers.\u201cWhat is that phone for?\u201d he asks the pontiff.\u201cIt’s my direct line to the Lord!\u201dThe Rabbi is skeptical<\/span><\/div>\n

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23. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Two men were talking about a friend who had recently passed away.
\u201cBy the time Jack died, he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint, a plastic leg and a plastic arm.\u201d
\u201cWhere did they bury him?’\u201d
\u201cThey didn\u2019t bury him \u2014 he was recycled!\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n

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24. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth.
An old lady came over and said.
\u201cSon, don\u2019t you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?\u201d
\u201cMy grandfather lived t<\/span><\/div>\n

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25. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully.From morning till night and sometimes later, she was always complaining about something.The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule he tried to plow a lot.One<\/span><\/div>\n

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26. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited\u00a0 at a party\u2026After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest roomThose who remained talked about their kids.The first guy said, \u201cMy son is my pride and joyHe started working at a succe<\/span><\/div>\n

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27. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A Catholic goes to confession. \u201cForgive me father for I have sinned.\u201d He begins.
\u201cGo on my son.\u201d says the priest. \u201cI swore the other day, in the most profane way.
\u201d says the man. \u201cContinue.\u201d says the priest.
\u201cI was on the golf course and I hit my<\/span><\/div>\n

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28. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

There was a little old lady who was suffering from a degenerative eye condition that had left her nearly blind.She had three sons, and each wanted to prove that he loved her more than the others.Son 1 bought her an expensive Mercedes, with a chauffeur inc<\/span><\/div>\n

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29. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

The final exam for a class was scheduled from 8:00-11:00 AMAt 10 AM, with one hour to go, Little Johnny walks in and asks for an exam:The professor hands it to him but informs him that he still must finish within the hour or he will receive a zero and fai<\/span><\/div>\n

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30. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A substitute teacher gets a job in the city.
In the lesson of the day the the teacher begins talking about farm animals and finds himself having to explain animals the famers keep.
None of the kids have ever seen, much less heard heard a farm animal<\/span><\/div>\n

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