{"id":1119,"date":"2025-01-21T23:36:52","date_gmt":"2025-01-21T18:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.abhinaynarayan.com\/blog\/?p=1119"},"modified":"2025-01-21T23:36:52","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T18:06:52","slug":"best-jokes-for-your-blog-that-will-keep-visitors-coming-back-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abhinaynarayan.com\/blog\/best-jokes-for-your-blog-that-will-keep-visitors-coming-back-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Best jokes for your blog that will keep visitors coming back 10"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>1. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/1.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous &#038; sexy young woman enteredShe was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from herThe young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare &#038; walked directly <\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>2. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/2.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">She started thinking about her grandparents\u2026 but what about her grandparents&#8217; parents? And their parents?Thoughtfully, she asked her mother, \u201cMom, where do people come from? I mean, does everyone have parents?\u201dHer mother answered, \u201cGod made Adam and Eve a<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>3. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/3.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Johnny went to confession, at the beginning of Lent\u2026.<br \/>\u201cBless me Father for I have sinned.<br \/>It has been 3 months since my last confession.<br \/>In that time I have disobeyed my parents nine times, missed Sunday Mass once, had impure thoughts, oh,<br \/>abo<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>4. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/4.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">An 80-year-old man went to the doctor, who was amazed at what good shape he was in.<br \/>The doctor asked, \u201cWhy do you think you have such good health?\u201d<br \/>The old-timer said,<br \/>\u201cI\u2019m a turkey hunter and that\u2019s why I\u2019m in such good shape. I\u2019m up before dayl<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>5. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/5.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A farmer had 5 female pigs but times were hard and he needed a solution.<br \/>A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned 5 male pigs.<br \/>After talkin<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>6. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/6.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Four friends, who hadn&#8217;t seen each other in 30 years, reunited\u00a0 at a party\u2026After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest roomThose who remained talked about their kids.The first guy said, \u201cMy son is my pride and joyHe started working at a succe<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>7. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/7.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">It was a few days before Valentine\u2019s Day and a young woman was taking an afternoon nap.<br \/>After she woke up, she told her husband, \u201cI just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine\u2019s day! What do you think it means?\u201d Her husband smiled.<br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>8. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/8.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">An insurance company asked for more information regarding a work-related accident claim<br \/>This was the response:<br \/>\u201cI put \u2018poor planning\u2019 as the cause of my accident<br \/>I am an amateur radio operator and was working on the top section of my new 80 foot <\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>9. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/9.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Tired of the modern world, a businessman visited a monastery to seek a simpler life.<br \/>Entering the monastery, he saw monks in simple robes practicing their meditations and tending to the grounds.<br \/>\u201cAhh,\u201d he thought, \u201chere is a life free from distracti<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>10. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/10.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">The lawyer says to his client, Bill Shorten,<br \/>\u201cI have some good news and some bad news.\u201d<br \/>Bill replies:<br \/>\u201cI\u2019ve had a bloody awful week, so let\u2019s hear the good news first.\u201d<br \/>The lawyer says:<br \/>\u201cYour wife Chloe invested $20,000 in five pictures whi<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>11. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/11.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A couple were going out for the eveningThey&#8217;d gotten ready, all dressed up, cat put out, etc.The taxi arrives, and as the couple got out, the cat shoots back in.They don&#8217;t want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband <\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>12. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/12.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police.\u201cFor example.\u201d he said, \u201cwhen I entered my chambers today, I was positive that I had my gold w<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>13. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/13.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lbweight loss program.The next day, there&#8217;s a knock on the door and there stands before him a  voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike  running shoes and a sign round he<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>14. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/14.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">An American on vacation in Paris is having breakfast at a cafe one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him.The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>15. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/15.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man&#8217;s cane slips on the floor and he falls down.As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says,\u201cIf you put a little rubber thin<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>16. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/16.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">He&#8217;s wearing a t-shirt with bright lettering, \u201cMexican&#8217;s have THREE problems.\u201dJust a few moments later the Mexicans surround him and say, \u201cHey, you know what you&#8217;re wearing is insulting?\u201dThe Texan responds, \u201cThis is your first problem:\u00a0 You&#8217;re so easily o<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>17. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/17.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">When Big Peter McFlannel dies in Glasgow,his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once,so she goes to the newspaper and says;\u201cI&#8217;d like tae place an obituary fur ma late husband\u201dThe man at the desk says \u201cOK, how much money dae ye have?\u201dThe old woman<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>18. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/18.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.Husband gets up in a rage and says, \u201cAnd you are not good in bed either,\u201d and storms out of the house.After sometime he realizes he was awful and decides to make amends and rings her up.She co<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>19. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/19.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">All of his tests came back with normal results.DrDarns said, \u201cGeorge, everything looks great physically.\u00a0 How are you doing mentally and emotionally?\u00a0 Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?\u201dGeorge replied, \u201cGod <\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>20. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/20.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her:\u201cWhen I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.\u201dHe didn&#8217;t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy.The second brother married a <\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>21. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/21.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are.<br \/>The first says, \u201cMy son is so successful, he\u2019s VP of his company and just gave his best friend a car. \u201c<br \/>The second says, \u201d That\u2019s nothing, my son is CEO of his comp<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>22. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/22.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying.<br \/>\u201cNo.\u201d Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set.<br \/>Every day he would say. \u201cNo.\u201d<br \/>One day he decided to end this discussion once and for all.<br \/>When Dolly asked, he lo<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>23. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/23.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting oldThe first one said, \u201cSometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can&#8217;t remember whether I need<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>24. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/24.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs.\u201cWell, I&#8217;ll tell you\u201d the farmer replied.\u201cOne day I was plowing my field and the tractor turned over and pinned me underneathThat pig ran for helpHe saved my life.\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>25. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/25.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said,\u201cWell, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression.I was down to my last nickel.I invested that nickel in an apple.I spent the entire day p<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>26. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/26.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">One of them is extremely smart, one is average, and one is extremely stupid.One day, it is the extremely smart one&#8217;s turn to catch and cook dinner.\u00a0 He goes out and comes back with a bear.The other two are astounded and ask, \u201cHow did you catch this bear?\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>27. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/27.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the \u201cChicken Surprise.\u201d The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot.Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady l<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>28. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/28.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A minister told his congregation, \u201cNext week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.\u201dThe following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands.He wa<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>29. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/29.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.<br \/>The first one tells her friends, \u201cmy son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him \u201cFather.\u201d<br \/>The second Catholic women chirps, \u201cWell, my s<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"eng-joke\" style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>30. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abhinaynarayan.com\/blog-img-assets\/2025\/ABN\/21Jan-eng\/10\/30.jpg?resize=250%2C420&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny Jokes\" width=\"250\" height=\"420\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no electricityWhen the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern <\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. 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