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1. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A Father is asked by his friend, \u201cHas your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?\u201d
\n\u201cYes, he wants to be a garbage collector,\u201d he replies.
\nTo this his friend responds \u201cStrange ambition to have for a career.\u201d
\n\u201cWell, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!\u201d
\nA blonde was driving down the road
\nA man went to the police station<\/span><\/div>\n

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2. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A couple is on their honeymoon.
\nThe husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, \u201cNow how can I tell my wife that I\u2019ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink?
\nI\u2019ve managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she\u2019s bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink.
\nNow how do I tell her?\u201d
\nMeanwhile, the wife is sitting in the bed saying to herself, \u201cNow how do I tell my husband that I\u2019ve got really bad breath?
\nI\u2019ve been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he\u2019s lived with me for a week, he\u2019s bound to find out.
\nNow how do I tell him gently?\u201d
\nThe husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and walks into the bedroom.
\nHe walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, \u201cDarling, I\u2019ve got a confession to make.\u201d
\nShe says, \u201cSo have I, love.\u201d
\nTo which he replies, \u201cDon\u2019t tell me, you\u2019ve eaten my socks.\u201d
\nThe husband picked up the phone
\nA young man and woman got married<\/span><\/div>\n

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3. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

An elderly, faithful man died and went to heaven.
\nWhen he arrived, God said, \u201cWelcome John! You\u2019re wife has been waiting for you!\u201d
\nBursting in tears of joy, John started to run around, looking for her frantically.
\nGod said, \u201cNot so fast! We have a little gift for you!\u201d
\nJohn inquired, \u201cWhat is it?\u201d
\nGod said, \u201cTurn around.\u201d
\nBehind John was a hot, gleaming Lamborghini! John exclaimed, \u201cIs this for me?\u201d
\nGod said, \u201cOf course it is! It\u2019s a gift for how faithful you were to your wife!
\nThe more faithful you are to your partner, the better car you get!\u201d
\nJohn said, \u201cThanks so much! I\u2019m going to go look for her! Thanks again!\u201d
\nJohn searches for hours and hours, but still couldn\u2019t find her, so he decided to sleep on it and try again tomorrow.
\nJohn was driving around the next day, and saw a woman that looked a lot similar to his wife.
\nIn fact, it was! But instead of running up to her, he started crying and drove away to God.
\nWhen John approached God, God asked, \u201cWhy are you crying? Didn\u2019t you see your wife?\u201d
\nJohn replied, \u201cShe was on a skateboard\u2026\u201d
\nHusband Scolds His Wife For Forgetting
\nGood Old Days<\/span><\/div>\n

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4. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
\nUnfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
\nIn order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
\nUpon leaving, the brunette tells her sister,
\n\u201cWhen I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I\u2019ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.\u201d
\nThe brunette arrives at the man\u2019s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.
\nThe man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
\nAfter buying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
\nShe walks into the telegraph office, and says, \u201cI want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I\u2019ve bought a bull for our ranch.
\nI need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.\u201d
\nThe telegraph operator explains that he\u2019ll be glad to help her, then adds, \u201cIt\u2019s just 99 cents a word.\u201d
\nWell, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left.
\nShe realizes that she\u2019ll only be able to send her sister one word.
\nAfter thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, \u201cI want you to send her the word \u201ccomfortable\u201d.
\nThe telegraph operator shakes his head.
\n\u201cHow is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, \u201ccomfortable?\u201d
\nThe brunette explains, \u201cMy sister\u2019s blonde. The word\u2019s big. She\u2019ll read it slow.\u201d
\nA man comes to his doctor and tells
\nA old man is in the surgery<\/span><\/div>\n

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5. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
\nThe brain said, \u201cI should be boss because I control the wh*le body\u2019s responses and functions.\u201d
\nThe feet said, \u201cWe should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.\u201d
\nThe hands said, \u201cWe should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.\u201d
\nAnd so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the bastard spoke up.
\nAll the parts laughed at the idea of the bastard being the Boss.
\nSo the bastard went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
\nWithin a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
\nEventually they all decided that the bastard should be the boss, so the motion was passed.
\nAll the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit!
\nA beggar was given a piece of bread
\nShe walked to the station to borrow<\/span><\/div>\n

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6. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A man and his dog walk into a pub.
\nThe landlord said, \u201cSorry, we don\u2019t allow animals in here.\u201d
\nThe man replied, \u201cBut my dog can talk. Will you let him in, if he talks?\u201d
\nThe landlord chuckled and shook his head saying, \u201cYeah, sure, why not?\u201d.
\nThe man looked at his dog and smiled, \u201cAlright! What\u2019s on the outside of a tree?\u201d.
\nThe dog said, \u201cBark\u201d.
\n\u201cWhat\u2019s on top of a house?\u201d,
\nhe asked next. \u201cRoof!\u201d the dog responded.
\n\u201cWhat\u2019s the opposite of smooth?\u201d, he finally said.
\n\u201cRuff!\u201d, the dog said.
\nThe landlord snapped and stamped his feet on the ground saying, \u201cThat\u2019s it. Get out of my bar.\u201d
\nThe man sighed and walked out of the bar with his dog.
\nOutside the pub, the man shouted at the dog saying, \u201cWhat the hell was that?!\u201d.
\n\u201cYeah, I know, I\u2019m sorry,\u201d the dog said.
\nA man tells his doctor
\nA biker walks into front door of a bar<\/span><\/div>\n

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7. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up.
\nHe sees the file for Mrs. Smith, but her chart is mixed up with some of the others and he can\u2019t tell which is which.
\nHe finally narrows it down to two charts and he decides to call her house. Mr.Smith answers the phone.
\n\u201cMr. Smith, this is Dr. Jenkins. I have bad news. Your wife either has HIV or Alzheimer\u2019s Disease, I don\u2019t know which.\u201d
\n\u201cWell, what should I do?\u201d asks a distraught Mr. Smith.
\n\u201cDrop her off at the edge of town,\u201d says the doctor, \u201cand if she finds her way back, don\u2019t bang her!\u201d
\nTwo dwarfs go into a bar
\nA fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach<\/span><\/div>\n

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8. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A policeman goes home after a long and exhausting day at work.
\nHe enters the dark bedroom and strips off his uniform, leaving it on the floor.
\nBeing so tired he did not bother to turn on the light, plus he didn\u2019t want to disturb his wife who was in bed.
\nJust before he got into bed his wife said,
\n\u201cHoney we are out of bread, please buy one at the corner shop, as I needed it to make breakfast for the kids.\u201d
\n\u201cFine,\u201d said the husband,
\n\u201cbut you should have mentioned it before I took off my uniform.\u201d
\nHe then put on his uniform and went to the corner shop.
\nHe took up the loaf of bread and while paying for it, the cashier says to him.
\n\u201cNew job?\u201d
\n\u201cNah\u201d replied the policeman.
\n\u201cReally?\u201d said the cashier, \u201cso how come you have on fireman uniform?\u201d
\nA husband went to the police station
\nTwo old ladies Dolly and Ruby<\/span><\/div>\n

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9. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A guy who has a bad stutter goes to the doctor, he says \u201cdoccttrr I have ttttoo gettt rid ooooff my stttuter ccccan you hhhhelp me?\u201d
\nThe doctor says okay let\u2019s do a complete physical on you and see what we find.
\nThe guy takes off his clothes and he\u2019s got a huge mickey, the doctor says that\u2019s the problem right there!
\nThat weapon is so big it\u2019s pulling on your vocal chords and causing the stutter, we have several smaller transplants we can choose from and remove the big one.
\nSo the guy agrees and has the surgery, a month later he goes back to see the doctor and says, \u201chey doc I can speak fantastically with no stutter, but my wife isn\u2019t satisfied so I need my old roger back.\u201d
\nThe doctor says, \u201cffffVck yyyou.\u201d
\nJohnny and Susie were playing
\nThe nurse asks him<\/span><\/div>\n

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10. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts he asks \u201cWhat\u2019s that mum?\u201d
\nHis mum frozen tried to think what to say, finally she came up with the following, \u201cThat\u2019s where your dad accidentally hit me with an love!\u201d and little Harry replies,
\n\u201cGood shot, right in the cunt!\u201d
\nA older couple wake up in the morning
\nA family is at the dinner table<\/span><\/div>\n

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11. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on.
\nShe stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut.
\nShe instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones.
\nThe stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left.
\nShe went to a different hair salon and said the same thing.
\nThis time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair.
\nAfter a while, the blonde fell asleep in the chair.
\nThe stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot.
\nConfused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.
\nThey were saying: \u201cbreath in, breath out.\u201d
\nA beautiful young model boarded a plane
\nOne Sunday a pastor told the congregation<\/span><\/div>\n

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12. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Dry humor about water.
\nSo these two guys are in a cabin in the woods by a small pond in Vermont.
\nOne says, \u201cHey, go fetch some water to drink.\u201d
\nSo the other takes a pail and wades out into the pond to get water.
\nHe looks up and there is a bear across the pond looking at him and growling!
\nThe guy drops the pail and runs back to the cabin.
\nHe bursts into the cabin and shouts, \u201cThere\u2019s a bear in the lake!\u201d
\nThe other guy looks up and says, \u201cRelax, he\u2019s probably more scared than you are.\u201d
\nThe some what wet guy says, \u201cOh, then you wouldn\u2019t want to drink the water anyway.\u201d
\nFinding one of her student Little Johnny
\nDivorce letter with funny end<\/span><\/div>\n

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13. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
\n\u201cBut officer.\u201d the man began, \u201cI can explain\u201d.
\n\u201cJust be quiet,\u201d snapped the officer. \u201cI\u2019m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back\u2026\u201d
\n\u201cBut officer, I just wanted to say\u2026.\u201d
\n\u201cAnd I said to keep quiet! You\u2019re going to jail!\u201d
\nA few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, \u201cLucky for you that the chief is at his daughter\u2019s wedding. He\u2019ll be in a good mood when he gets back.\u201d
\n\u201cDon\u2019t count on it,\u201d answered the fellow in the cell. \u201cI\u2019m the groom.\u201d
\nA man entered the bus
\nA teacher asks the kids<\/span><\/div>\n

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14. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

One night, a wife found her husband standing over their baby\u2019s crib. Silently she watched him.
\nAs he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, even skepticism.
\nTouched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.
\n\u201cA penny for your thoughts,\u201d she said.
\n\u201cIt\u2019s amazing!\u201d he replied.
\n\u201cI just can\u2019t see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $67.50.\u201d
\nThe husband picked up the phone
\nA man and his wife are dining at a table<\/span><\/div>\n

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15. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A bodybuilder takes off his shirt and starts flexing in front of a blonde woman.
\nShe exclaims \u201cWow, what a great chest you have!\u201d
\nHe says, \u201cSolid dynamite, babe.\u201d
\nHe then takes off his pants and the blonde says, \u201cWow, what massive calves you have!\u201d
\nHe flexes his leg muscles and says, \u201cLike I said, pure dynamite, sweetheart.\u201d
\nThen he removes his underwear and the blonde goes running and screaming in fear.
\nHe gets dressed and goes chasing after the woman.
\nWhen he catches up to her, he asks, \u201cWhy the hell did you go running off like that?\u201d
\nShe replies, \u201cI was afraid to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was.\u201d
\nThe phone rang and a little boy answered
\nA guy was in an elevator one day<\/span><\/div>\n

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16. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.
\nShe is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: \u201cThey\u2019ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!\u201d she cried.
\nThe dispatcher said, \u201cStay calm. An officer is on the way.\u201d
\nA few minutes later, the officer radios in. \u201cDisregard.\u201d
\nHe says. \u201cShe got in the back seat by mistake.\u201d
\nThere were two men at a bar
\nA blonde struggling with her weight<\/span><\/div>\n

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17. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends.
\n\u201cIt\u2019s funny,\u201d says Samantha, \u201cPeter\u2019s nuts are always cold as ice when I\u2019m giving him a BJ!\u201d
\n\u201cYou know what?\u201d replies Jenny, \u201cIt\u2019s exactly the same with my Richard!\u201d
\nThey turn to the third blonde and ask: \u201cWhen you blow Chris, are his nuts cold, also?\u201d
\n\u201cUgh! That\u2019s disgusting! I never put his thing in my mouth!\u201d
\n\u201cYou\u2019re crazy,\u201d one of the blondes pipes up.
\n\u201cA good BJ is the best way to keep a guy! You should try it!\u201d
\nShe says she\u2019ll think about it.
\nThe next morning, they meet at the cafe and the BJ novice is sporting a wicked shiner.
\n\u201cWhoa!\u201d the first blonde asks, \u201cHow did you get that black eye?!\u201d
\n\u201cChris hit me when I was blowing him,\u201d she said.
\n\u201cWhat on earth for?!\u201d the second blonde asks.
\n\u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d she replies. \u201cAll I did was tell him how strange it was that his nuts were so warm, seeing as Pete and Richard\u2019s are so cold!\u201d
\nThree guys are in a Cessna
\nA woman goes to the doctor<\/span><\/div>\n

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18. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Eliza says to the other two, \u201cYou know girls, my husband bought me the most wonderful jewelry for our anniversary.
\nA lavish diamond necklace and some beautiful earrings.\u201d
\n\u201cHow wonderful!\u201d Josephine says.
\nIsabelle responds, \u201cThat\u2019s nice, real nice.\u201d
\nJosephine then says to the other two, \u201cWell my husband spared no expense for our anniversary he took us on a beautiful trip to the Bahamas.\u201d
\n\u201cAmazing!\u201d Responds Eliza.
\n\u201cThat\u2019s nice, real nice.\u201d Isabelle says.
\nEliza and Josephine look to Isabelle.
\n\u201cWhat did your husband get you for your anniversary?\u201d asks Eliza.
\n\u201cHe bought me lessons in southern etiquette classes.\u201d Isabelle says.
\n\u201cEtiquette classes?\u201d Eliza says.
\n\u201cWhat did you learn there?\u201d asks Josephine.
\n\u201cWell,\u201d says Isabelle, \u201cI used to say, \u2018I DON\u2019T GIVE A RATS BUM.\u2019 but now I say,
\n\u2018That\u2019s nice, real nice.\u2019\u201d
\nJohnny and Billy are walking to the church
\nA old man gets on a crowded bus<\/span><\/div>\n

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19. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A water bearer in India had two large pots, one hung on each end of a pole which he carried across his neck.
\nOne of the pots had a crack in it, and while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water at the end of the long walk from the stream to the master\u2019s house.
\nThe cracked pot arrived only half full for a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water in his master\u2019s house.
\nOf course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, perfect to the end for which it was made.
\nBut the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do.
\nAfter two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream.
\n\u201cI am ashamed of myself, and I want to apologize to you.\u201d
\n\u201cWhy?\u201d asked the bearer.\u201cWhat are you ashamed of?\u201d
\n\u201cI have been able, for these past two years, to deliver only half my load because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your master\u2019s house.
\nBecause of my flaws, you have to do all of this work, and you don\u2019t get full value from your efforts,\u201d the pot said.
\nThe water bearer felt sorry for the old cracked pot, and in his compassion he said, \u201cAs we return to the master\u2019s house, I want you to notice the beautiful flowers along the path.\u201d
\nTom was in his early
\nThe girls were beginning to use lipstick<\/span><\/div>\n

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20. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
\nThe toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
\nWell, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
\nThe next day at 8:45 is there is a knock at the Personnel Manager\u2019s door.
\nThe Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee.
\nHe complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
\nThe Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
\nWhen they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo\u2019s all over the factory floor and they\u2019re really beginning to pile up.
\nAt the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo\u2019s.
\nShe has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
\nThe 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begin to carefully sew the little package between Elmo\u2019s legs.
\nThe Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
\nAfter several minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
\n\u2018I\u2019m sorry,\u2019 he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, \u2018but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday\u2026\u2019
\n\u2018Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
\nThe Lion & The Poor Slave
\nA Father Tests His Twin Boys On Christmas<\/span><\/div>\n

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21. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

The son asks the father, \u201cDad, how many kinds of melons are there?\u201d
\nThe father, surprised, answers, \u201cWell, son, a woman goes through three phases.
\nIn her 20s, a woman\u2019s fronts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit.
\nAfter 50, they are like onions.\u201d \u201cOnions?\u201d the son asks.
\n\u201cYes. You see them and they make you cry.\u201d
\nThis infuriated his wife and daughter.
\nThe daughter asks, \u201cMom, how many different kinds of willies are there?\u201d
\nThe mother smiles and says, \u201cWell, dear, a man goes through three phases also.
\nIn his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
\nIn his 30s and 40s, it\u2019s like a birch, flexible but reliable.
\nAfter his 50s, it\u2019s like a Christmas tree.\u201d
\n\u201cA Christmas tree?\u201d the daughter asks.
\n\u201cYes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.\u201d
\nA boss said to his secretary
\nAnna realized that she had grown<\/span><\/div>\n

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22. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

One afternoon a Lawyer was driving home,\u2026
\nwhen he saw a man eating grass by the side of the road
\n\u201cWhy are doing that?\u201d the lawyer asked.
\n\u201cI don\u2019t have any money for food\u201d the man replied.
\n\u201cOh, then you must come with me\u201d.
\n\u201cBut, Sir, I have a wife and five children.\u201d
\n\u201cThey are all welcome\u201d.
\nSo the family got in the lawyer\u2019s car and he sped off towards his mansion.
\n\u201cYou\u2019re so kind to help so many people\u201d the wife gushed during the journey.
\n\u201cIt\u2019s fine\u201d. said the lawyer.
\n\u201cI haven\u2019t cut my grass in weeks
\nA junior manager a senior manager and their boss
\nBaby Love, Cup Of Tea & Dad<\/span><\/div>\n

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23. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year.
\nOne year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for 50 dollars.
\nHaving never been in a helicopter in all his years, Bill begged Helen to let them ride.
\nShe refused, quipping \u201c50 bucks is 50 bucks.\u201d
\nThe following year, the man was there again, and again Bill begged for a ride.
\nAgain Helen turned it down, saying \u201c50 bucks is 50 bucks.\u201d
\nThe third year the same exact conversation happened, except this time the pilot overheard.
\nHe offered the couple a free ride, but with one condition.
\nThey must not make a sound while in the air, or they would have to pay the 50 dollars.
\nBill and Helen agreed and climbed aboard.
\nAs soon as they left the ground, the pilot began performing hair raising maneuvers in the air, but try as he might, he could not get the couple to utter a sound.
\nWhen they finally touched down, the pilot turned to Bill and exclaimed, \u201cthat was an amazing show of self control, you have earned your free ride\u201d.
\nBill replied, \u201cwell, I nearly said something when Helen fell out, but 50 bucks is 50 bucks.\u201d
\nShe asks the doctor about her baby
\nA serious drunk walked into a bar<\/span><\/div>\n

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24. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A husband sends a text to his wife.
\nHoney, I got hit by a car outside of the office.
\nTina brought me to the hospital.
\nThey have been taking tests and doing x-rays. The blow to my head is very strong, may be serious.
\nAlso, I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture on my left leg and they may have to amputate the right foot.
\nWife\u2019s Response: Who is Tina?
\nA elderly priest dies and goes to heaven
\nA man boarded a plane with six kids<\/span><\/div>\n

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25. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A new nurse at a hospital was perplexed by Dr. Smith\u2019s behavior.
\nOff and on throughout her shift Dr. Smith would run up and down the hallway, yelling, \u201cTetanus, measles, flu!\u201d
\nVery curious, the nurse asked the head nurse, \u201cWhy does Dr. Smith keep doing that?\u201d
\n\u201cOh, just ignore him,\u201d the head nurse said.
\n\u201cHe thinks he calls all the shots around here.\u201d
\nA man was brought to Mercy Hospital
\nA doctor and engineer were in love with same woman<\/span><\/div>\n

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26. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A man went into the kitchen to make breakfast and was shocked to see a rabbit sitting inside his refrigerator.
\nHe yelled
\n\u201cHey! What are you doing in there?!\u201d
\nThe rabbit asked back
\n\u201cWell this refrigerator is a Westinghouse, right?\u201d
\n\u201cI guess\u2026 What difference does that make?\u201d
\n\u201cI\u2019m wasting.\u201d
\nThe teacher asked Johnny
\nA little old lady went to see the doctor<\/span><\/div>\n

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27. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Two elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.
\nThey had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over a dozen years.
\nOne day, the younger of the two ladies turns to the other and says, \u201cPlease don\u2019t be angry with me, but after all these years, what is your name? I am trying to remember, but I just can\u2019t.\u201d
\nThe older friend stares at her and then says, \u201cHow soon do you have to know?\u201d
\nYou sink your teeth into a steak
\nA city park stood two statues<\/span><\/div>\n

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28. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Jack goes to the doctor and says, \u201cDoc, I\u2019m having trouble getting my weapon hand job. Can you help me?\u201d
\nAfter a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, \u201cWell, the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your weapon are damaged.
\nThere\u2019s really nothing I can do for you unless you are willing to try an experimental treatment.\u201d
\nJack asks sadly, \u201cWhat is this treatment?\u201d
\n\u201cWell,\u201d the doctor explains, \u201cwhat we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your weapon.\u201d
\nJack thinks about it silently then says, \u201cWell the thought of going through life without ever having lovemaking again is too much, let\u2019s go for it.\u201d
\nA few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use his improved equipment.
\nHe planned a romantic evening and took his date to one of the nicest restaurants in the city.
\nIn the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being uncomfortable.
\nTo release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly.
\nHis weapon immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his pants.
\nHis date was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile, \u201cThat was incredible! Can you do that again?\u201d
\nJack replied, \u201cWell, I guess so, but I don\u2019t think I can fit another roll in my bum.\u201d
\nA elderly man goes into a night house
\nA man and woman were discussing<\/span><\/div>\n

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29. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along.
\nShe goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried.
\nShe asks, \u201cWhat if the baby starts coming, and I can\u2019t get to the hospital in time?\u201d
\nThe doctor replies, \u201cWell, woman have been having babies for a million years without an attendance by doctors.
\nIt\u2019s a very natural process.
\nThe first thing you do is to assume the same position you were laying in when you got pregnant.\u201d
\nThe blonde interrupts with,
\n\u201cDo you mean with the left foot in the glove compartment and the right foot hanging out the window
\nThe pick-up couple was relaxing after lovemaking
\nTimmy wanted to sleep with his parents<\/span><\/div>\n

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30. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.
\nThe wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, \u201cHow am I supposed to know? We\u2019re 200 miles inland!\u201d and hangs up.
\nHer husband rolls over and asks, \u201cSweetheart, who was that?\u201d
\n\u201cI don\u2019t know, some dumb b!tch asking if the coast is clear.\u201d
\nA guy walks into a bar and orders a beer
\nA elderly couple were sitting together<\/span><\/div>\n

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